I was feeling pretty good about life. My "Cask of Amontillado" common core lesson plans went great. It went so well that several students apologized for having insulted me the week before, fearful that I would bury them … [Read more...]
Hyperbole and Tall-Tales: 10 Chuck Norris Facts for the ELA Classroom
In honor of Chuck Norris' birthday, I give you some fine examples of hyperbole with an element of tall-tale. Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun. If you put a straitjacket on Chuck Norris, the straitjacket goes … [Read more...]
A Quick and Easy Common Core Writing Assignment

My good friend and award winning yearbook editor Bill Tobler hounded me for about six weeks over some silly writing assignment he wanted my students to do for inclusion in this year's edition of the FHS yearbook. He gave … [Read more...]
“The Black Cat” Teacher’s Guide with Lesson Plans and More

You're probably in the throes of Christmas cheer, but when Christmas Break is over and the new year has rolled around, you're gonna be darn sick and tired of all those cheery, cheesy stories that abound during the holidays. … [Read more...]