Captain Literal to the Rescue

Captain LiterallyLook, I’m not one of those Grammar Nazis, but as an English teacher I need to draw the line somewhere, figuratively.

So I am literally writing this blog post to help you figuratively save the world from the figurative onslaught of poor word choice, which is figuratively making my brain’s circumference smaller.

And the main component of this blog post is the following video. Enjoy it. Show it. Learn it. Live it. Love it. “Take it in what sense thou wilt.” (a literal quote from Romeo and Juliet Act I, Scene 1).

As a special bonus, Captain Irony, Captain Good and Well, and the Nuclear Ninja make an appearance.

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